The Oh, Shit, Dairy Queen is Closed and I am Seven Months Pregnant Faux Blizzard Flavor Treat
Ingredients:
-one extremely patient and understanding husband
-one Kitchen Aid mixer, received as Christmas present from awesome aunt
-paddle attachment for same
-cup that is kind of shaped like a Dairy Queen cup, for purposes of verisimilitude because that is important
-iced tea spoon with long handle (see above; IMPORTANT)
Oh, and a pint of vanilla Haagen-Dazs. And one king-size Snickers.
Obviously I passed my gestational diabetes test. Wilfred Brimley and the Lorax are both very pleased.
Glad to hear you passed! I think Wilfred looks a little ticked off. He really wanted to deliver you some testing supplies.
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